• Hades Halliwell //
  • I'm gonna start by informing you that I'm better than you and anyone you know, basically I'm perfect. I hate alot of people, but I have 6 close friends. I'm a huge asshole and I'm extremely mean but I don't care. I like the name Hades Halliwell, although it isn't my real name. I'm in-love with Freddy Krueger, Megan Fox, and Vic Fuentes. //
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carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

the-rosy-doctor:

fictionalfix:

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…
looking for Alaska

Looks like this country is full of…
Paper Towns

get the fuck out of here you clever little shits
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that-stands-for-nothing:

just be grateful that facebook didn’t buy tumblr 

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ectoproctologist:

timothydelaghetto:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”

“Old sport”
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jadehariey:

burairium:

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

no wonder its in washington

OH MY GOSH

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